He's nawt dead yet! It was in the single digits here this morning and Hitler was trying to get into my house to warm up. You can tell it is him by the mustache. You can even look at his fingerprints for further proof.
Posted on 01/25/2014 8:30:28 PM PST by Olog-hai
He is believed to have died after shooting himself in a Berlin bunker in 1945 when he realized Germany had lost World War II. But a startling new book claims Adolf Hitler actually escaped his hideout and died incognito in 1984 in a small town near Brazil’s border with Bolivia—and it can be proved by a picture.
Not only that, but the author believes the Führer fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in the Brazilian state of Mato Grosso to hunt for buried treasure—with a map given to him by Vatican allies, according to its author. […]
Postgraduate student Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias has outlined her bizarre theory, claiming the fascist actually died aged 95. The book, titled “Hitler in Brazil—His Life and His Death”, challenges the accepted view that the dictator shot himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30 1945. She claims he may have lived as Adolf Leipzig in the small town of Nossa Senhora do Livramento, 30 miles from the state capital Cuiaba. …
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Why not? Michael Jackson became a white woman.
Good point. Now I’m convinced. The story is true.
I do now.
The mustache is photoshopped onto the wrong person in that picture.
Right. Hitler was very sickly. The howrror of his being dethroned as some sort of god would have been enough to do him in. Highly unlikely that a weak, sickly disheartened man could have survived that long.
lol!
best picture on this thread :-)
Even George Wallace came around...
And Elvis carelessly left the map outside, where it was stolen by Bigfoot.
He's nawt dead yet! It was in the single digits here this morning and Hitler was trying to get into my house to warm up. You can tell it is him by the mustache. You can even look at his fingerprints for further proof.
I’d forgotten about that. I lived in Mexico in the mid 1960’s and remember some of those photos.
{I wouldn’t go back to Mexico if they paid me.}
That’s right.
> the author believes the Führer fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in the Brazilian state of Mato Grosso to hunt for buried treasure—with a map given to him by Vatican allies, according to its author.
No way! The Bilderbergers were behind his escape, which was to Antarctica, and from there, aboard a Nazi flying saucer, he went to the German colony on Mars.
That’s not a picture of Adolf Hitler.
Yep, and this is the same person that found Hitler’s other testicle. It was stored in a vault in Hitler’s birthplace. It just goes to show, that there will always be people that will believe in anything. The old saying is still valid; “IF YOU DON’T BELIVE IN ANYTHING, YOU’LL FALL FOR EVERYTHING”
What disturbs me is der fuhrer appears to be pregnant.
That is just part of the transformation.
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