Fool!
Congratulations! You have joined an illustrious group of people who have called me a fool! College Presidents.....Generals......my Mom.
I was brand new when the first person called me a fool. It was the Doctor who delivered me. He slapped my bottom and I peed all over his tie. He said, “Look! That little fool just peed on my tie!” It became sort of a reflex. We finished up a huddle in basketball and the coach slapped me on the behind on my way back to the court. I peed on his tie. He was 6’6, so I had to aim high. I sat out the rest of the season.