No, no Mom, I would never climb on the table and scarf down the entire tureen of chicken and dumplings. Must have been some other dog.
Of course I didn't take the entire bag of clothes pins and hide them in my house. They must have climbed in on their own.
Yep, I have been sitting here on the floor all day. No, I didn't get up in the chair and pull off the afghan. Had to have been the wind that blew it off.
Your home is obviously infested with gremlins.
:)