[Charles Henrickson]

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Why focus on Tim Tebow?
Not only him, but more beside
Have factored in this downward slide
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
Why focus on Tim Tebow?

[Flycatcher]

Here's one I wrote many years back:

Elway on the twenty,
He drops back to pass.
But no one is open,
John cries out "Alas!"
The fans in the stadium
Begin to boo,
For Little John Elway
Got sacked on the two...

(To the music of "Away in the Manger")

[definitelynotaliberal]

You’re a gifted man, Dr. Henrickson. But I repeat myself. Thanks for the laugh, and have a good day!