[Flycatcher]

Here's one I wrote many years back:

Elway on the twenty,
He drops back to pass.
But no one is open,
John cries out "Alas!"
The fans in the stadium
Begin to boo,
For Little John Elway
Got sacked on the two...

(To the music of "Away in the Manger")

[Fido969]

Really! When I saw those lyrics I sung them in my head to the tune of Jingle Bells. It was pretty close!

[Fiji Hill]

John Elway—who as the Stanford quarterback was never able to beat USC.