[My hearts in London - Everett]

Original Title: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com – The Reviews Are Priceless!

This first review is so hilarious that I had tears coming from my eyes and was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe while I reading it to my daughter!

[NonValueAdded]

Mentat!

[Rockingham]

Sugarless candies are composed of so-called non-nutritive sugars that taste sweet but which cannot be digested by enzymes in the gut. They are supposedly to pass harmlessly through one’s system, but are problematic when eaten to excess, and some people cannot tolerate even small amounts. Notably, if even a relatively small amount causes trouble, it can be a sign that one has a digestive disorder. Medical help should be sought to identify and treat the specific problem.

[OldMissileer]

Oh my God! I am in tears from laughter and my sides hurt.

My wife and daughter came into my office to see why I was laughing so hard. That first review is priceless!

Thank you for the comedic diversion. It is greatly appreciated.

[dfwgator]

Sending a box to my Congressman now.

[logi_cal869]

It’s hard to ascertain the ingredients, but the offending one is Lycasin, aka ‘Malitol’.

Anyone with a diabetic in the family is familiar with this ingredient and its effects.

Fyi, it ‘is’ possible to ‘acclimate’ to the sugar alcohol by gradually introducing it to your system, not ‘shocking’ the system with a Gummy Bear overdose.

(still wiping tears from my eyes from laughing so damned hard...)

Suggestion: Stock up on these and hand-deliver ‘candy-baskets’ to all the Liberal ‘get out the vote’ campaigns this fall (without the package, of course).

[martin_fierro]

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[dynachrome]

I am on page 7 of the reviews. Tears are running down my cheeks

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

What a riot.

[TheConservativeParty]

Thank you, that was the best laugh I’ve had since October of 2008.

Hilarious

[TheConservativeParty]

Pinging you to a very humorous distraction.

Everyone send a crate of these sugarless Gummy Bears all the alphabet gov’t departments (can’t name them) who make our lives so wonderful.

Sugar Free Gummies for all of them!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"It is by Haribo alone that I set my bowels in motion..."

OMG...I'm dying. I can't stop...laughing. Typing is nearly...impossible. Must...stop...hit Post...

[Irenic]

Those were great...hahahaha! I liked the one of laying in bed praying to fart. hahahaha!

[moose07]

Should have done this earlier:
General humour UT Ping.
This will brighten up your day!

[no-to-illegals]

Thank You, so much. Can’t afford to lose any more of me BUTT!

[Rebelbase]

“What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw.”

ROTF!

[Eaker]

Hey gunner!

Do you like gummy bears?

[TheConservativeParty]

I am now on page 5 of the amazon.com customer comments.

One must pace themselves reading these, the tears in your eyes make them harder to read, and you also need time to catch your breath from laughing for the first time in 5 years.

Thank you My hearts in London-Everett.

You have brought joy to the Freepers tonight.

[Pajamajan]

Hilarious!

[TheConservativeParty]

I read up to page 12 of the reviews so far.
We do still have some gifted writers in this country.
Excellent story telling.

[Justice]

Ping yes very funny