I'm sorry, I'm having trouble getting reading your post and the stoatputer won't make the text any larger. It's obviously some sort of technical problem. I'll keep working on that in what little remaining time I have after pledging to study the "lap dancers in Daisy Dukes, miniskirts and stilettos" crime spree.
An early hypothesis emerges, which is that it's never a good idea to underestimate the power of a miniskirt.
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