Skeleton of 2,000-year-old woman unearthed in Davie (Florida)

South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | January 9, 2014 | Ken Kaye

[2ndDivisionVet]

If she turns out to be European watch the sparks fly. If they’ll even admit it.

[Beowulf9]

Wait! This is in a place called BROWARD County!

You’ve got to be kidding me.

[VeniVidiVici]

And I bet the murderer is still on death row.

[ToastedHead]

Was she clutching a butterball ballot?

[SteveH]

ping

[Mister Da]

The poor woman was found with an Obamacare application stamped REJECTED!

[Michael.SF.]

IBTHTP’s

[ETL]

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy" --Bill Clinton, looking at an Incan mummy ("Mummy Juanita") at the National Geographic museum

Mummy Juanita:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_Juanita

[BwanaNdege]

Skeleton of 2,000-year-old woman

What sort of idiot wrote this headline?

"2,000 year old Skeleton of Woman Unearthed" is the way it should read.

(Miss Poe, my 9th grade English teacher would have a conniption-fit reading the original headline!)

[coloradan]

Was she the wife of the 2,000-year-old man? Or, perhaps, is the article poorly titled, and instead, it talks about a 2,000-year-old skeleton, of a woman?

[Nailbiter]

Do you suppose this is Helen Thomas’ younger sister?

[ETL]

"2,000 year old Skeleton of Woman Unearthed" is the way it should read.

How about "2,000 year old Skeleton of 2,000 year old Woman Unearthed"

[gitmo]

I wonder how long she’s been dead.

[ETL]

Oh, that’s another question entirely. Lol.

[Bigg Red]

FYI

[marsh2]

I understand respect for remains but those that pre-date recorded history are part of the common heritage of all of us. We will never understand our roots as a species, the evolution of DNA, illness and disease without scientific access to these ancient findings. Burying the body without analysis robs us all of this important information. Remember that populations of pre-historic man were not that large. One skeleton could give us a lot of information.

[ETL]

I know what you’re saying, but I doubt that was a serious question I answered: “I wonder how long she’s been dead.”

Obviously, 2,000 years. The joke being she died at the age of 2,000.

The title of the article is: Skeleton of 2,000-year-old woman unearthed in Davie (Florida)

:)

[Autonomous User]

Someone call Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks!

[Moonman62]

“If she turns out to be European watch the sparks fly. If they’ll even admit it”

I see the two local Casino tribes are claiming ownership, even though neither was in Florida 2000 years ago. This is near the golf course where Caddyshack was filmed. It’s an area of hardwood hammocks which would have been like islands 2000 years ago. Remains have been found there before.

There is another site near Cape Canaveral called Windover where much older remains may be European.

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