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To: gasport
Allow me to help you with your chart:

60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Buffalo are still sunbathing.

50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Buffalo plant gardens.

40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Buffalo drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Buffalo throw on a light jacket.

15° F: People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Buffalonians close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Buffalo get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Buffalo let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Buffalonians get frustrated because they can’t start the car.

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.


8 posted on 01/08/2014 1:58:47 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: MHGinTN

Thanks


13 posted on 01/08/2014 2:53:22 PM PST by gasport (Will operate for food.)
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To: MHGinTN
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”

Just picking nits: 1) this is absolute zero on the Fahrenheit scale. On the Kelvin scale absolute zero is 0. 2) It's just zero point energy. Atomic motion cannot completely stop because of Quantum Mechanics. 3) Somewhere around 1000o F below zero, it stops snowing in Buffalo.

17 posted on 01/08/2014 3:01:46 PM PST by FredZarguna (Das is nicht richtig nur falsch. Das ist nicht einmal falsch.)
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To: MHGinTN
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats

Nope. I live in Florida. Natives do this starting at about 50F.

30 posted on 01/08/2014 5:44:58 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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