Posted on 01/07/2014 1:41:37 PM PST by nickcarraway
You can’t believe it’s not donkey? As Chinese eaters reel from Walmart’s fox-meat scandal, plenty of other beasts are still available—in cans!— for dinner.
Chinese Walmart customers in search of a nice donkey for dinner got a shock Thursday, when the retailer announced it had found traces of fox DNA in the “Five Spice Donkey Meat” product. Wait—you didn’t realize fox and donkey meat were even considered proper meals? Nor did we. Here are a few other bizarre animal products you can buy, and these come in a can.
A Whole Chicken
Not content to just offer just bits and pieces of the bird, a company called Sweet Sue has managed to fit an entire chicken into a can. Just pot the top and slide it out. It looks, as you can imagine, pretty disgusting.
Camel
Can they fit both humps in? A delicacy in much of the Middle East, camel meat is saved for parties and weddings, and the hump is supposedly the most prized part of all. But this can, coming straight from Brunei, seems to be available in bulk, perhaps transforming it into an everyday meal.
A Cheeseburger
The $6 item comes with a bun and burger along with cheese, ketchup, pickles, and requires about 10 minutes of cooking time. The pictures aren’t completely discouraging, but an online reviewer couldn’t give it the stamp of approval. “It tastes... not so good. Very bland, kind of like pre-made tomato sauce and a bitter aftertaste,” he attested.
Smokey BBQ-Roasted Scorpions
These sharp-clawed creatures, considered a delicacy in Southeast Asia, “taste similar to a sea prawn with a slightly bitter taste,” according to the description of these “Smokey BBQ Roasted Scorpions.” The scorpion, a Heterometrus spinifer, is completely edible, despite the arachnid being deadly if alive.
Rattlesnake
For just $14.50, Dale’s Wild West Smoked Rattlesnake, “A True Western Delicacy!” can be yours—all you have to do is remove the bones. You can even purchase a “Canned Exotic Meat Gift Set,” which includes rattlesnake, alligator, elk, and buffalo. You know, for dinner parties.
Cajun-Style Alligator
With a tempting offer to “have your own Survivor or Fear Factor party :),” this can of Cajun-style alligator comes pre-cooked in gravy, all you have to add is a bed of rice. Hopefully teeth and scales are not included.
Bamboo Worms
We’re supposed to be saving the world by eating insects now, and these larvae are high in protein and fiber, so dig in. Bamboo worms apparently have a taste akin to corn-puff snacks. These creepy crawlies have been flavored with BBQ sauce, but not much can disguise their little legs.
LOL...yeah, I’d say that’s a good thing....blech!!
I knew I shouldn’t have clicked. It’s a tossup between those and Helen Thomas. Actually, they’re both more toss-your-cookies...
They seem to like those in Korea
Light up a Sterno and pass the ketchup!
Yeeesh! The tiny bits in Campbell’s Chicken Noodle are bad enough.
“Cultural delicacy” ping?
lol.
This article doesn’t even mention the live baby turtles and live baby octopus you can buy in grocery stores over there
That’s interesting; it’s still around. I know that I read it in 1978 because I was on an Minuteman alert tour at Minot. I took the magazine home with me to show the wife the article.
A Whole Chicken
***Not content to just offer just bits and pieces of the bird, a company called Sweet Sue has managed to fit an entire chicken into a can. Just pot the top and slide it out. It looks, as you can imagine, pretty disgusting. ***
Bunkum. it is not disgusting and I have eaten the Sweet Sue brand whole chicken. It is very good! The chicken is slightly undersized but it is still good.
How about picked pecker in the can? The sweet hot meat treat to eat...(gay marketing)
Machine malfunctions, launches live crabs at people.
Got a squeegee?
lol.
Crab-nado!
***Light up a Sterno and pass the ketchup!***
I cooked many a meal over a can of Sterno in SE Asia (1969). We were too far from the chow hall and I was on separate rations so I bought items at the BX annex and had a feast in the hooch.
I still have the Sterno stove from there.
Keep your camel in a can. Nothing is as fulfilling, healthy and delcious as "Pork Brains In Milk Gravy".
Just be grateful I hadn't posted pictures of the stuff inside the can.
Chinese restaurant supply truck or French shark fishing?
Looks like a LOT of fat in those Russkie C-Rats ... might be necessary when on maneuvers in Siberia.
You know some gameshow exec has thought of just that idea over that way.
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