[cripplecreek]

If condition persists for more than 5000 years consult your physician.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Damn! Someone beat me to it...

[jazusamo]

LOL! They’re making progress.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“If condition persists for more than 5000 years consult your physician.”

Cialis Erectus. The pre hominoids.

To promote the continuation of the species...

[PGR88]

If condition persists for more than 5000 years consult your physician.

I believe that in many cases, ancient herbal recipes can work MUCH better than our modern chemicals.....

[CrazyIvan]

It was cheap Scotch I spewed- so I’ll not hold you responsible this time..

[Mark17]

If condition persists for more than 5000 years consult your physician.

LOL, Roger that. I am sure it was Al Gore who invented the Internet, (not) but who really invented Viagra?

[bobby.223]

Tut’s livin’ large!!! (Don’t remember which one of those woodie pill adds that was from.)

[gleeaikin]

Actually it was only 3,400 years.

[bert]

Well what did they expect with this kind of stuff laying around?