[hadaclueonce]

No, no no! You send them back in their prepaid envelope, along with all the junk mail you got that week. Stuff it all in there, and tape it closed if you have to... and let them pick up the tab.

You stole my trick! I add nails or washers to add to the weight.

[grobdriver]

You stole my trick! I add nails or washers to add to the weight.

Heh.
I'll be 58 in April.
I've been doing this for a while - and the dummies just keep sending me stuff.
Gluttons.

Ceramic tile scraps work well when there's little other junk mail - fits into the envelope nicely.