Heh.
I'll be 58 in April.
I've been doing this for a while - and the dummies just keep sending me stuff.
Gluttons.
Ceramic tile scraps work well when there's little other junk mail - fits into the envelope nicely.
someone told me that you can tape the return envelope on a box and seal it and send it.
That way they could get a big bill.
I have never been that bold.