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Man called 911 about angry goat trying to get into his home
http://www.albasun.com/2014/01/man-called-911-about-angry-goat-trying.html ^
| 07.01.2014
| albasun
Posted on 01/06/2014 3:53:56 PM PST by albasun
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To: albasun
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
To: Slings and Arrows
Oklahoma City angry goat non-ping?
Maybe the goat was looking for the statue of Satan. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3109030/posts
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posted on
01/06/2014 10:20:17 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Was there a mosque nearby?
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posted on
01/07/2014 12:12:25 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: centurion316
I never hit or kick mine and they’re as polite as dogs.
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01/07/2014 12:15:17 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Hey, Jack the Ripper, won't you come on over... hook me up to the power lines of your love...)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/07/2014 12:18:19 AM PST
by
RichInOC
("Baaaa!" "What?" "BAAAA!!" "Of COURSE I'll respect you in the morning.")
To: albasun
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posted on
01/07/2014 12:23:33 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: RichInOC
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posted on
01/07/2014 12:27:59 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Years ago, my wife and I were about to leave for work, and suddenly this goat comes from out of nowhere and attacks the car. The damn thing was ramming and jumping up on the door. I got out of the car hoping it would run away, and the thing instead chases me into the house, attacking our back door. After about 5 minutes, it again turns its attention back to the car. At that point my wife leaves with the car to get away from it. I called the police, who brings animal control, and they hauled it off.
Was funny. When the cop car pulled into the driveway, the goat started attacking it too, and the cop couldn’t get out of his car. Had this happened today, the cop would have instead called in a SWAT team or drone strike, and they would have shot the goat 247 times, and probably would have gunned me down too, just for the hell of it.
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posted on
01/07/2014 12:34:52 AM PST
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Slings and Arrows
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01/07/2014 12:36:45 AM PST
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RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: GOYAKLA
If you try to catch a goat by the horn, it can snap off unless you get the horn at the very base. First you grab a goat by the back leg, with your other hand you can grab onto the horn at the base, hold onto that back leg as he will be trying to still kick out of your grasp. You now have control of the head and horns. Use your knee in the middle of the abdomen, lift it about an inch or two off the ground, then you drop them on their side and sit on them...Trim all 4 hoofs, delouse and worm them, mark down his number on your pad after you let him up, he will back off and stay as far away from you and you just stand in the middle of the barn and grab another one, repeat that about 60 times. In 2 weeks, catch them again but only to deworm and delouse. Hoof trimming and the rest is done 3 months later. I use to be strong and in shape, am now 75 and have a hard time lifting a 20 bag of dog food from the cart to the car....LOL I hate that the most from growing old. bummer. For the big billys it took both me and hubby to get them down and do the hoof trimming etc. We had about 10 that took us both to catch an throw...
To: albasun
“his neighbour uses the goat as a guard dog”
Is this SOP in some areas of the country? I guess it could double as a landscaper. Don’t they eat grass?
To: albasun
He must have had a pretty strong door...
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posted on
01/07/2014 7:06:31 AM PST
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Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: freedumb2003
One of the best Mexican meals ever
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posted on
01/07/2014 7:22:50 AM PST
by
piroque
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
To: Abathar
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01/07/2014 2:32:55 PM PST
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albasun
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