[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Gus, your wife’s a bigfoot. Goonie Goo-Goo!

[BuckeyeTexan]

I know a motherfreepin’ Bigfoot when I see one! Don’t bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The beach can’t talk! She can’t walk a flight of steps! She’s not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I’ll bet she climbs the freep outta trees, though, don’t she, Gus?

*Edited for publication.