I killed a Unicorn last week with my bare hands and a Buck® Knife.
You don’t see me bragging about it and attempting to cash in on the poor animal’s life.
Have respect for its life fer Chreyess sake.
I have the freedom to impose my moral superiority because I also found one of those little green bastuhd leprechauns who led me to end of a rainbow and even helped me bring a pot of gold back to the house.
He copped some attitude on me, at my House!!!
Couldn’t believe it.
I dropped kicked that lil midget to the curb and beat his tiny ass with my shillelagh, driving him and his warts all the way to the troll under the bridge, who was all too happy to have him as a guest.
LOL! Hilarious Sir.
That said, don’t knock bigfoot, it has to be real! heh