[DogByte6RER]

[cripplecreek]

No translation needed.



Damn its cold out here. You need to let me poop inside.

[volunbeer]

I already hear from my wife and three kids.... I might move into the barn if my German Shepherd starts telling me what she thinks too!

[Michael.SF.]

Well, we can always use them as a compass.

[Salamander]

It's been done.

;)

[Alex Murphy]

“Squirrel!”

[mountn man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH0jWXq5vyU

[Jack Hydrazine]

Anti-bark shock collar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYWmZUzBqA

[Revolting cat!]

Dogs think in English? Who knew?

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]

I have to tell you about the most educated dog I have known.

It happened at the dog park. A clearly upper class lady called to her purebred pooch before they got back into their Volvo to drive home to the hills to come to the community water fountain:

“Come on here Herbert, rejuvenate yourself!”

How many dogs do you know who would understand the word ‘rejuvenate’? How many low information voters, while we are at it?

[Revolting cat!]

[Bobalu]

[bgill]

Ok, human, here it is. I’m stuck eating this kibble garbage while you’re dining on pot roast. You always give more attention to Rover than me. I have to beg and cross my legs forever before you let me outside and then you make me wait around forever before you let be back in. And why do I always have to get out of your way when you never get out of my way? No, I don’t have an inside voice, WOOF! I let you know when someone comes to the door but you tell me to be quiet so make up your bleepin’ mind if you want me to guard the homestead or joyfully welcome all. And don’t get me started on Miss Princess of the Universe who hisses and bops me on the nose everytime I walk into the room when I’m not allowed to even notice her existence. One of these days, you little fur ball, one of these days. Geez, I’m treated like a dog around here.

[jiggyboy]

Piece of cake:

- I’m bored!
- I need to go out to pee!
- get out of here!
- come over here and play!
- throw the ball already!
- PANIC! (much faster than “get out of here!”)
- I’m over here, that’s where I am! Ok I’m coming over to you!

Growls are a separate list.

[fella]

[Dusty Road]

I do not want to know what my Jack Russell is thinking or saying.

[maggief]