well let’s see, the Chinese put melamine in pet food, the Chinese put fox meat in with donkey meat, the Chinese paint toys with lead paint.................hmmmm, don’t think the Jewish people do those things
And let’s not even get into Chinese pork and chicken imports - for human consumption.
We’re talking about jokes about MONEY, not food.
Some Mel Brooks ( who is Jewish ) jokes:
Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
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Sammy has stolen the rabbi’s gold watch.
He didn’t feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night.
to go to the rabbi.
‘Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.’
‘But Sammy ! That’s forbidden! You should return it immediately !’
‘What shall I do ?’
‘Give it back to the owner.’
‘Do you want it ?’
‘No, I said return it to its owner.’
‘But he doesn’t want it.’
‘In that case, you can keep it.’
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It was two days before Chanukah and Mr. Feldman, quite downcast, was trudging home. “Where will I get money to buy presents for the holiday?” he asked himself sadly, thinking of his wife and children. On the way, he passed a church, in front of which was a sign:
One Hundred Dollars Cash To Anyone Who Joins This Church Today!
Here was the solution to Feldman’s problem! He went in, joined, and was given the hundred dollars as the sign promised. That evening, at supper, he told his family how he had come by his sudden wealth. “And here’s the hundred,” he announced grandly, waving the money before them.
“Darling,” said his wife, “you remember that coat you promised me three years ago? Well it’s on sale at Macy’s.”
“How much is it?”
“Only fifty dollars, and it’s worth at least eighty five.”
Feldman peeled off five tens and gave them to her.
The son spoke up. “Pop, for a long time I’ve been saving up to buy one of those English bikes with ten gear shifts. I already have most of the money, but I need a little more.”
“How much more?”
“Twenty five dollars.”
Feldman handed over the money.
“Daddy,” said his teen age daughter, “next week our school is having the most important dance of the whole year. If I don’t have a new dress, I’ll simply die.”
“Don’t die Sweetheart. How much is the dress?”
“Only twenty five dollars, Daddy dear.”
Feldman handed over the remaining twenty five dollars, leaned back and grinned. “It never fails,” he announced. “The minute we Gentiles have a little money, you Jews take it away from us!”