[Windflier]

Nonsense. The polar ice caps are melting and seas are rising. We’re on track to have the warmest decade since records have been kept. By 2050, the high Sierras will be beachfront property.

What? You don’t believe me?

Well, smartypants, the IPCC, who are the world’s foremost experts on climate, have ‘deemed’ it so, so shut the hell up, you deniers!

[spokeshave]

Nonsense. The polar ice caps are melting and seas are rising.

...But did not our grate leader Brakabama say:

"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow,and our planet began to heal.

Welcome King Barack "Canute" Obama the Great.....

...Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...

....to increase it's magnetic field....

and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....

(PhysOrg.com) -- Sunspot formation is triggered by a magnetic field, which scientists say is steadily declining. They predict that by 2016 there may be no remaining sunspots, and the sun may stay spotless for several decades.

The last time the sunspots disappeared altogether was in the 17th and 18th century, and coincided with a lengthy cool period on the planet known as the Little Ice Age....and lasted 400 years.

Good luck surviving with no electricity and GE modified seeds.