[stormhill]

Another woman recently filed for divorce because of the way her husband squeezes toothpaste. “We are always arguing,” she reportedly told her lawyer. “I keep telling him that he should squeeze in the end of the tube, but he stubbornly refuses and keeps squeezing it in the middle. He is so obstinate.”

Now just a minute; that's an entirely reasonable basis to shoot...er, divorce someone.

[Hoffer Rand]

Oh come on. It's not like he put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way. Now that's clearly irreconcilable differences.

[Calvin Locke]

Back in the 1980s, there was Leo Buscaglia (sp?). From what little I watched of the guy, I do remember him saying that to resolve the toothpaste disagreement, “Buy two tubes!”.