[Hoffer Rand]

Oh come on. It's not like he put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way. Now that's clearly irreconcilable differences.

[stormhill]

Well, you know how it goes; it’s never really one thing. First it’s the toothpaste, then the toilet paper, she turns around and sees socks on the floor and when she sits on the toilet and he’s left the seat up it becomes justifiable homicide.