But first you need the audience...
“But first you need the audience...”
Why didn’t anyone say so?
Slimjohn, meet everyone.
Everyone, meet slimjohn.
Slimjohn seems to feel new feelings, strange thoughts, undescribable urges.
He must communicate them, but how?
This calls for, a denunciation!
Yes!
Now you can hold a public denunciation of your own!
All you need is: Snappy bald head, funny pointy goatee, soapbox, strange economic theories that involve taking money from someone who earned it and giving it to people who can’t be bothered while keeping your own money from being similarly distributed!
Yes!
[Results not guaranteed, mileage may vary, side effect not limited to but may include: Being poisoned by Lavrenti Beria, Stalin, or vanishing into salt mines for no apparent reason!]