Gadzooks, big! The tears and wailing of the graveside service at Jerry World hasn't even faded away... and here you are bragging high and low about your Discount Daaaable Check Packers and Cheatin' Heart Pats--
Oh, well, guess I'd be doing the same if my Boys... had pulled off the blessed miracle last night--
So, I see your 'Discount Daaaable Check' and raise you her pair... as Margot and I enjoy a brief tropical island respite for me from the NFL strife and tussle and her from personal appearances for The Wolf of Wall Street.
See all y'all next weekend... for the Cowboyless playoffs--
I know I saw a number of Cowboys games growing up. Feel a loyalty to the division so I’m sure you two feel the same way as I do. The Eagles represent the Eastern Division so I will be cheering for them.
Black Monday axings’
Rob Chudzinski (actually Sunday night, poor bastard)
Mike Shanahan (Is he done?)
Greg Schiano (Tampa wants Lovey? Yikes)
Jim Schwartz (I’d have fired him last week!)
Leslie Frazier (arguably didn’t deserve it but was certain to be fired)
Bears defensive coordinator Mel Tucker and his Cowboys counterpart Monte Kiffin ought to be joining those head coaches on the unemployment lines and become a construction worker and a Walmart greeter, respectively.
Remember the Alamo Bowl, Texas gets creamed by the Ducks.
Texas Tech upsets AZ state though.