Posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz
Where I work, Goodwill Enterprises does the janitorial work. The other day, two of the guys were eating lunch outside on the lawn, and one of them dropped some of his vegetables on the ground. I looked at them and said:
"Peas, on earth. Goodwill. Two men."
I was going to post a video of my talking shetland pony doing that joke, but he couldn’t do it, he’s a little hoarse.
LOL!
THICK Bith
Merry Christmas !
Deep in the jungle of Southeast Asia a man named Chan owned a saw mill. Chan noticed that every night a couple of his teak logs went missing. The only clue he could find was a set of footprints that looked like those of a young boy. Chan decided he had to stay up and try and catch the thief. He hid among the logs that night. About 2:00 am, a huge bear emerged from the forest and picked up two teak logs and started back into the forest. Chan couldn’t take it anymore so he jumped out from his hiding place yelling, “Stop, stop oh boy foot bear with teaks of Chan!”
Groan.
You heard why they threw out the Amish girl?
2 men a nite.
You guys crack me up, thanks Laz. I was at the Amish store
recently near my home, (brother came up) One of the guys horse was seriously checking out my bro and me. I have to ditch my beard. LOL.
LOL, Merry Christmas!!!!
Thanks for the chuckle...Merry Christmas, the great and powerful, Laz :-)
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