He should be up at the North Pole by now, loading up his sleigh and getting the reindeer in their traces. What the hell is he doing in D.C.?
He should be up at the North Pole by now, loading up his sleigh and getting the reindeer in their traces. What the hell is he doing in D.C.?
For some Santa is D.C.
He had to barge in a load of lignite for a certain batch of asshats there before he got to the good people...
NORAD says he was seen in Riga, Latvia 3 minutes ago (3:17p EST)
Just out at a local grocery store and Santa was taking a break, giving away candy canes. He confirmed that the GM oats he feeds his reindeer has made them faster and the afterburners on his sleigh sped him up so that he had time to take a break from his deliveries in Australia and the Pacific, and hand out candy canes at the store!