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Dumb, dumber and dumbest: Three friends ALL done for DUI after systematically calling each other ...
The Daily Mail Online ^
| December 23, 2013
| Daily Mail Reporter
Posted on 12/24/2013 5:55:51 AM PST by Uncle Chip
for rides from the police station
Carmen Reatequi, 34, was arrested for DUI about 1.45am on Monday in Readington, New Jersy
Reatequi called her friend, Nina Petracca, 23, to pick her up, but she was also arrested for DUI
Ryan Hogan, 33, was then called to pick up both women, but he too was given a DUI charge
'Is there anyone else you can call?'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dui; napl
From the: You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up Department
To: Uncle Chip
Holiday felonies are best when shared.
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posted on
12/24/2013 6:01:33 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Uncle Chip
Ryan Hogan, 33, was then called to pick up both women Ryan couldn't believe his luck, being called to pick up too drunk women late at night, until . . . . . .
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posted on
12/24/2013 6:04:06 AM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Years ago I knew two guys that got thrown in the Houston drunk tank on Thanksgiving Eve. They call a lawyer friend that showed up drunk and got to join them for Thanksgiving dinner - a hard boiled egg and a banana.
To: Pan_Yan
And they’ll tell each other and their friends how this shows how loyal they are to each other. Helps them feel smug and superior and covers up the fact they were all DUI, don’cha know...
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posted on
12/24/2013 6:32:01 AM PST
by
jagusafr
(the American Trinity (Liberty, In G0D We Trust, E Pluribus Unum))
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Ryan couldn't believe his luck, being called to pick up too drunk women late at night Not to mention two, too-drunk women.
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posted on
12/24/2013 6:35:12 AM PST
by
ROCKLOBSTER
(Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
To: Uncle Chip
So how many cars did the Readington PD score for public auction?
Might be a tidy little sum...
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posted on
12/24/2013 6:44:20 AM PST
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: ROCKLOBSTER; Opinionated Blowhard
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posted on
12/24/2013 6:46:16 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: Pan_Yan
Holiday felonies are best when shared.LOL! ..Indeed, even from jail....
think this shall make it to "the Most funniest..."
..Merry Christmas And Have a Happy New Year.
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posted on
12/24/2013 8:13:40 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more..”
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posted on
12/24/2013 9:08:27 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
("PEACE ON EARTH TO MEN OF GOOD WILL".)
To: Uncle Chip
File under: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
To: Uncle Chip; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
Next time trying calling a Kennedy. ANY Kennedy.
To: Uncle Chip
rofl
They need to make some sober friends
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posted on
12/24/2013 10:30:47 AM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
12/24/2013 10:43:39 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Uncle Chip
Sometimes truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.
To: a fool in paradise
They’re no Shangri Las, that’s fer shore!
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posted on
12/24/2013 11:10:02 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Sometimes you just can't hide it.
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:17:32 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
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