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The 2013 Darwin Awards Are Out!
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Posted on 12/23/2013 3:56:39 PM PST by virgil283
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To: Hugin
Really, it’s all about getting out of the genepool. These losers will probably have children.
To: virgil283
When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. Why does this remind me of a certain half-wit presidential candidate?
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12/23/2013 6:54:23 PM PST
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who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: virgil283
Who ever put this list together is totally unclear on the Darwin Award concept. To be considered, the candidate must have successfully removed himself from the gene pool. An honorable mention may have survived, but made a worthy attempt.
Most of these simply do not come anywhere close. They do, however, demonstrate that with a little practice and some more lack of thought, they MAY, someday make the cut.
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posted on
12/23/2013 7:43:09 PM PST
by
Swordmaker
(This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
To: Hugin
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posted on
12/23/2013 7:52:23 PM PST
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Duckdog
(If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
These are old stories I’ve heard many times over the years.
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posted on
12/23/2013 8:16:56 PM PST
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Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: Hugin
You don’t gave to die if you remove yourself from the gene pool. And there have been exceptions for spectacularly stupid people who manage to survive.
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12/23/2013 8:18:13 PM PST
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Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: Hugin
Numbers 1 and 10 look suspiciously recycled.
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:42:39 AM PST
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Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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