[JoeFromSidney]

I'm very fond of cats and have two of them. However, there is this about the difference between cats and dogs. If I had a dog, and I were to drop dead in the house, the dog would stand guard over my body until someone came to relieve him. My cats, on the other had, would start gnawing on my corpse as soon as they ran out of other food. They don't have the loyalty that a dog has.

[boatbums]

Yeah, but we love our kittehs so much we wouldn't WANT them to starve to death. I won't be needing my body anymore if I'm dead so I willfully let them have me. ;o)