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Weird Stocking Stuffer: Bacon Deodorant
WRAL ^ | 12/12/13 | Tara Whitfield

Posted on 12/12/2013 7:19:13 PM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 12/12/2013 7:19:13 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Very popular with Muslim women.


2 posted on 12/12/2013 7:21:04 PM PST by Darteaus94025 (Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
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Im surprised there havent been any Mooselim lawsuits to shut this operation down...

this us way more powerful than a youtube video....


3 posted on 12/12/2013 7:21:51 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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woops there goes our embassy in Seattle...


4 posted on 12/12/2013 7:22:36 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: nickcarraway
Sriracha Candy Canes?

NOM!

5 posted on 12/12/2013 7:22:39 PM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Salamander; Vendome; Semper Mark; TheOldLady; ...
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it an "Odorant"?
6 posted on 12/12/2013 7:31:22 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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I wouldn't be able to keep the grandkids out of them.

/johnny

7 posted on 12/12/2013 7:32:50 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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As much as I enjoy bacon, I don’t want to smell like food.


8 posted on 12/12/2013 7:41:02 PM PST by Flying Circus (God save us!)
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"Roland Weary was only eighteen, was at the end of an unhappy childhood spent mostly in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He had been unpopular in Pittsburgh. He had been unpopular because he was stupid and fat and mean, and smelled like bacon no matter how much he washed. He was always being ditched in Pittsburgh by people who did not want him with them."

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

Vonnegut - Always ahead of his time.
9 posted on 12/12/2013 7:41:51 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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I like to spread butter on my bacon. Butter made by churning hog fat.


10 posted on 12/12/2013 7:49:36 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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his spirit now lives on.....

aroma du slaughterhouse five?


11 posted on 12/12/2013 7:51:51 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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I wonder if people will grow “weary” of it.

Does it come in stick and “roland?”


12 posted on 12/12/2013 7:57:46 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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13 posted on 12/12/2013 8:01:35 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: shibumi

what if the plant where they make this stuff BLOWS UP....we’ll have a IRAN SYNDROME on our hands...


14 posted on 12/12/2013 8:03:33 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: nickcarraway

None for me, thanks. I’ve been using Hoppe’s No. 9 for years.


15 posted on 12/12/2013 8:14:04 PM PST by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
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16 posted on 12/12/2013 8:14:59 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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17 posted on 12/12/2013 8:19:43 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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Wow — now you can smell like a pig.


18 posted on 12/12/2013 8:35:05 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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Muslim Raid!!! Everyone should wear ir. Make everything everywhere smell like bacon! Drive the ragheads back to the desert! I`ve had the chocolate candy wuth bacon-very good- Nestles Crunch with bacon bits instead of rice. ERADICATE ISLAM...BACONIZE THE WORLD
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19 posted on 12/12/2013 8:40:13 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
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Why, what in the world else would you put on after you're done showering?


20 posted on 12/12/2013 9:21:57 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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