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Weird Stocking Stuffer: Bacon Deodorant
WRAL ^
| 12/12/13
| Tara Whitfield
Posted on 12/12/2013 7:19:13 PM PST by nickcarraway
Chocolates, fruit, nuts, tiny toys: these are all your typical stocking stuffers but if you are looking to mix things up this year we have a couple suggestions.
J&D's, the Seattle-based company that brought you Bacon Salt (which makes everything taste like bacon) and Baconnaise (bacon-flavored mayonnaise), has two new products just in time for the holidays.
We became aware of these in a press release and when we saw the words "bacon deodorant" we knew we had to try it out. Here is our take on their new products:
J&D’s Bacon Deodorant: Bacon used to be just a simple breakfast item. You might have it as a side with your pancakes or to enhance your sandwich but over the past few years companies everywhere have realized the true potential of this crispy breakfast treat. I have had bacon suckers, chocolate covered bacon and even bacon flavored gum but none of this prepared me for the next big thing in hygiene – bacon scented deodorant. This is the perfect gift for any bacon lover in your family but be warned the smell is potent and you will be exuding bacon bits all day. Word of advice, be cautious around dogs.
J&D’s Sriracha Candy Canes:
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TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bacon; deodorant; gifts
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To: nickcarraway
Very popular with Muslim women.
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:21:04 PM PST
by
Darteaus94025
(Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
To: nickcarraway
Im surprised there havent been any Mooselim lawsuits to shut this operation down...
this us way more powerful than a youtube video....
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:21:51 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
To: Darteaus94025
woops there goes our embassy in Seattle...
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:22:36 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
To: nickcarraway
Sriracha Candy Canes?
NOM!
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:22:39 PM PST
by
null and void
(I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Salamander; Vendome; Semper Mark; TheOldLady; ...
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it an "Odorant"?
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:31:22 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: null and void
I wouldn't be able to keep the grandkids out of them.
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
As much as I enjoy bacon, I don’t want to smell like food.
To: MeshugeMikey; nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Salamander; Vendome; Semper Mark; ...
"Roland Weary was only eighteen, was at the end of an unhappy childhood spent mostly in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He had been unpopular in Pittsburgh. He had been unpopular because he was stupid and fat and mean, and smelled like bacon no matter how much he washed. He was always being ditched in Pittsburgh by people who did not want him with them."
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
Vonnegut - Always ahead of his time.
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:41:51 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: nickcarraway
I like to spread butter on my bacon. Butter made by churning hog fat.
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:49:36 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: shibumi
his spirit now lives on.....
aroma du slaughterhouse five?
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:51:51 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
To: MeshugeMikey
I wonder if people will grow “weary” of it.
Does it come in stick and “roland?”
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posted on
12/12/2013 7:57:46 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
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posted on
12/12/2013 8:01:35 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: shibumi
what if the plant where they make this stuff BLOWS UP....we’ll have a IRAN SYNDROME on our hands...
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posted on
12/12/2013 8:03:33 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
To: nickcarraway
None for me, thanks. I’ve been using Hoppe’s No. 9 for years.
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posted on
12/12/2013 8:14:04 PM PST
by
Standing Wolf
(No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
To: shibumi
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posted on
12/12/2013 8:14:59 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
12/12/2013 8:19:43 PM PST
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: nickcarraway
Wow — now you can smell like a pig.
To: nickcarraway
Muslim Raid!!! Everyone should wear ir. Make everything everywhere smell like bacon! Drive the ragheads back to the desert! I`ve had the chocolate candy wuth bacon-very good- Nestles Crunch with bacon bits instead of rice. ERADICATE ISLAM...BACONIZE THE WORLD
!
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posted on
12/12/2013 8:40:13 PM PST
by
ClearBlueSky
(When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
To: nickcarraway
Why, what in the world else would you put on after you're done showering?
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