Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

breitbart.com ^ | 9 Dec 2013, 12:20 PM PDT | by Jon David Kahn

[BenLurkin]

An eyewitness said: "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime, and it was pointless buying any more. She started shouting at him, accusing him of being a skinflint, and of spoiling Christmas. It was a really heated argument."

The argument continued until Hsiao threw the bags on the floor and himself over the balcony, dropping seven stories to his death and smashing Christmas decorations on the way down.

[Delta Dawn]

I wonder if she has to buy new shoes for the funeral?

[Thumper1960]

And yet, many Chines women seek out Caucasian men.
Weird.

[TChad]

The argument continued until Hsiao threw the bags on the floor and himself over the balcony,

But what about his credit cards? He let her keep his credit cards, didn't he? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN'T BE USED AFTER HIS DEATH? That's just NOT FAIR! Men are such pigs.

[Revolting cat!]

[fini]

That picture is so funny. Our local mall is set up exactly like your picture, including the Macy’s-JC Penny-Gap-Sears locations.

[Windflier]

I’m sure every married man has heard the words “but they were on sale” from his dear wife when she comes home with a load of whatever.

Too many times to count.

I used to pitch a bitch when I'd see the bill, but after eighteen years.......let's just say that I've accepted that it's an immutable force of the universe, that neither I, nor any other man can stop.

[RitchieAprile]

The Stans? how much would they have to pay to get Han to live in that dump?

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> "That's why they have sporting goods and tool departments when you're out shopping with the *Old House Witch*.
Let her do her thing and you do your thing.
Meet up at the cash register, bite the bullet and off you go homeward bound, no fuss, no muss :)"

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Hah - just like my folks when they visit the mall!

Sears Craftsman section could be making a killing if they charged for their Mansitting^TM service.

[Titan Magroyne]

14 but if he chucked her over he'd be out in ten years...

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Q: Why do men on average die earlier than women?
A: Because they want to.

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Q: Why do married men live longer than single ones?
A: They don't. It just feels that way.

[Chode]

good thing it's near the end of the thread, else it'd be getting pretty warm about now... 8^)

[Abathar]

Let me change this up a bit:

An eyewitness said: “She told him he already had enough guns, more guns than he could ever shoot in a lifetime, and it was pointless buying any more. He started shouting at her, accusing her of being a liberal, and of spoiling Christmas. It was a really heated argument.”

Now that would make perfect sense...

[chicagolady]

YOU MEAN: Sugar dads!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Ban high-capacity assault malls!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

A man will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item because he needs it. A woman will pay a dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t need simply because it’s on sale.

Donning my Nomex now...

[GOP Poet]

who’s gonna pay her credit card bills now? lol.

[GOP Poet]

But...it was a sale on shoes!

Finally! The female point of view representing. :)

[GOP Poet]

Now she’ll have to shop for something to wear to the funeral.

Exactly! There's another 12 hour shopping spree right there.

[GOP Poet]

clicked on the breitbart story and got a pop up ad for zappos shoes! LOL or totally tasteless? you make the call

Hilarious! Thanks for cracking me up. :)

[bmwcyle]

PING, shopping is for women, not men.

[BykrBayb]

I see why she spent $876. She skipped a couple stores and Macy’s Cellar. She must be on a tight budget.