I actually have some seedlings and seeds for sale. I offer a no money back; satisfaction not guaranteed warranty.
After building the ObamaCare website in just 3 days with my crack team of 5 highly trained ex toilet polishers; I decided to start a new business.
That sounds like a good deal, Mr. Flanaygan, but do you also have spaghetti tree seedlings for sale? As it is currently a balmy -16C (3F) in Calgary, do you have the northern kind, short growing season and resistant to the cold?