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At least it wasn't Black Friday.
1 posted on 12/04/2013 4:42:35 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement
Thank you for not including a picture.

A 63-year-old Sarasota woman

2 posted on 12/04/2013 4:43:33 PM PST by DManA
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To: ConservativeStatement

Was she a Huge Manatee?


3 posted on 12/04/2013 4:44:05 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sounds like love.


4 posted on 12/04/2013 4:44:47 PM PST by dainbramaged (My dog can drive, just not very well.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
OH MY GOD!  photo facemelt.gif
6 posted on 12/04/2013 4:46:39 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: ConservativeStatement

All you guys would sing a different tune if it was actress Helen Mirren...


8 posted on 12/04/2013 4:55:05 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Two law officers tried to cover Seitz but she was combative and punched the sergeant while swinging her arm, according to the report.”

It’s unclear from the way this was written “while swinging her arm” that she punched the sissy Sargent at all... Sounds like an accident.


10 posted on 12/04/2013 4:58:30 PM PST by babygene ( .)
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11 posted on 12/04/2013 4:58:55 PM PST by Old Sarge (And Good Evening, Agent Smith, wherever you are...)
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To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise

How come no topless woman under 30 ever attacks me?


12 posted on 12/04/2013 4:59:39 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Police reported that they had to shoot her just below her left breast nipple.

The hospital later reported that the wound to her left knee was not life threatening.

16 posted on 12/04/2013 5:02:04 PM PST by Col Freeper (FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Humanatee photo 53c9389d-7af6-4d88-b04b-a98c2f7bc759.jpg
17 posted on 12/04/2013 5:02:39 PM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I hope she wasn’t a FReeper.


19 posted on 12/04/2013 5:03:21 PM PST by OwenKellogg (Fundamental transformation sucks.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
A 63-year-old Sarasota woman was arrested in front of the Walmart sore (sic)...

Having seen the pic I think that wasn't a typo.

21 posted on 12/04/2013 5:06:17 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

*ACK*ACK*

22 posted on 12/04/2013 5:07:10 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ConservativeStatement

For once, I’m thankful for blurry pictures.


23 posted on 12/04/2013 5:12:10 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The police took her to the booby hatch.


24 posted on 12/04/2013 5:14:42 PM PST by forgotten man
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To: All

why aren’t these topless screwballs ever worth looking at?


25 posted on 12/04/2013 5:16:10 PM PST by newnhdad (Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Robert Brown’s “Granny?” /obscure


31 posted on 12/04/2013 5:40:06 PM PST by NonValueAdded (It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; All

(New version of the knockout game?)


43 posted on 12/04/2013 7:04:15 PM PST by Colofornian
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50 posted on 12/04/2013 8:00:34 PM PST by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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