[Lazamataz]

[My husband] prays for the end of time. I make sure of it.

We should get married. I am entirely too joyful and happy.

[ToastedHead]

I'll be happy to stamp out your joy. There a link to the application at the Obamacare website.

Here's the brochure I give to new victims-

(High five to Ghost of SVR4 for the best response EVER to something I've written.)