Posted on 11/27/2013 9:08:50 AM PST by Morgana
The end is near!
It’s the Age of Clinton.
Here you go, drones - have some free rubbers! Most of them will fit over your tiny heads.
“If you ever need condoms, let me know because we have thousands — boxes of magnums, we get magnums a lot.”
Lady, these are liberal men you’re talking to. They can’t fill up a magnum.
Celebrated debauchery is the Democrat way.
Does a willing woman come with them? Other then covering the barrel of a gun or making a water balloon can’t see any need for them without the woman. Seems like false advertising to me.
Imagine how small minded you must be to trade your liberty for a free condom
Perfect for a collection of dicks.
Rush Limbaugh condom update song......
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon
We could float among the stars together, you and I
For we can fly we can fly
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
The world’s a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon
We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
For we can fly we can fly
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Suspended under a twilight canopy
We’ll search the clouds for a star to guide us
If by some chance you find yourself loving me
We’ll find a cloud to hide us
We’ll keep the moon beside us
Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
If you’ll hold my hand we’ll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Balloon...
Up, up, and away.....
Actually Gerry I heard somewhere that is how you know you’ve lost your liberty. When sexual freedom is all you have, and you run wild and out of control with it, then the government has control of you.
If I’d “won” the condom I would have looked at the woman who gave it to me and said “I don’t know what to do with this! BLEEECH!” Then tossed it over my shoulder.
Tacky lowlifes shill for Obamacare... what else would we expect?
If it means fewer Marxists in the future I’m all for it. Condoms should be mandatory for all leftists at all times.
Beat me to it
Well, of course they handed out condoms! That’s because the event organizers know that most Democrats are dicks.
“Brave New World”
And of course the rest are pussies.
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