Posted on 11/27/2013 8:02:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! I’m in!!!
YAY!! First EVER in before the ping! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!
OH YEAH!
Since when have they ever declared an offical fornication day?
LOL on these
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
WOW! Did I make it into the top ten? Got some goodies for y’all.
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“Excuse me, but have you seen my brother?”
I see that Al Gore announced that he’s Vegan now. He said he’s only going to eat vegetables for Thanksgiving. Doesn’t that make him a cannibal?
The new Al Gore theme song.....
EVERY TIME I EAT VEGETABLES IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU - The Ramones
Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde?” Jenny asked.
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”
“Very good, Jenny,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!”
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No Honey, it’s because you’re 24.”
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According to a new study, marijuana smokers get into fewer car accidents than beer drinkers. Scientists say this is because potheads are too lazy to get off the couch to drive somewhere.
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all.
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