[wbill]

Mrs WBill asked for a pair of fancy rainboots for her B-Day.

Glad she didn't know that this island was up for bid.

[elkfersupper]

Mrs WBill asked for a pair of fancy rainboots for her B-Day.

Walter E. Williams used to jokingly relate that he once bought his now deceased wife a pair of golf shoes because he was worried about her slipping and falling in the driveway while washing his car in the Winter.

[gundog]

Just tell her you were outbid by 2 million pounds.