[DManA]

Here’s something I’ve noticed. When a woman sees a shell she has an irresistible impulse to put it on the back of the toilet.

So, make your soap in little balls, wrap them in shiny paper, and arrange them in a big sea shell.

Women will lap it up.

[MV=PY]

"Here’s something I’ve noticed. When a woman sees a shell she has an irresistible impulse to put it on the back of the toilet."

Is that what made the toilet water turn blue when my wife moved in?

[Sarajevo]

Here’s something I’ve noticed. When a woman sees a shell she has an irresistible impulse to put it on the back of the toilet.

So, that's what those three seashells are for.....