"sold" to America by the (undocumented) Moslem Mahdi and his MSM.
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Mountebank
Where the Mounte Police keep their money?
Ever heard “Medicine Show” by Big Audio Dynamite?
Covered wagon medicine show
Take you to the place where the healing flows
Weak in spirit we got the juice
won’t save your soul it’ll shine your shoes
Treated king to kangaroo
Santa Fe to Timbuktu
Don’t be fooled by imitation
This is the stuff that cured a nation
We took the tube and the high plains too
Never stopped long just passing through
A drop of the laughter of the maids of France
Makes a hopeless cripple dance
In India we’re all the rave
Discovered that its great as aftershave
Dropped in the sea just off Japan
Swapped 20 bottles for an aqua-walkman
Immunity from ridicule
Improves your brains if you’re a fool
And I read in the Middle East
They traded some for a hostage release
Now if you’re bald it’ll give you hair
If you got straight trousers it’ll give you flares
Feeling up you’ll get depressed
Out of style here’s a brand new dress
The stuff we sell is just the best
Passing all consumer test
Days of heaven nights of sin
Voodoo stick and sharks fin
When all around you seems like hell
Just one sip will make you well
Multipurpose in a jar
If you ain’t ill it’ll fix your car
In days of yore for all bad feelings
Washing socks and stripping ceilings
Nowadays its used medicinally
For all known human malady
the place where Canadian law enforcement officers keep their savings.
Montebank.
The Kenyan-born faker’s a mountebank
But it took five years for the clown to tank
Amidst hubris and lies
Obamacare dies
Music to my ears: the last sound—a clank!
The TEA Party was right all along when they claimed Lord mountebankin’ Owe-bama was a liar about “you can keep your plan” and “You’ll save $2500”
It was 29 just after first light this morning, and there was some wilted vegetation up in the woods-but Indian summer is coming over the weekend, they say...
The mountebank and his bunch
Scurried, but found no fix
For their website disaster-
But they’d run out of tricks
As the cancellations bring
An avalanche of complaint,
Obamacare has been covered
With colossal failure paint
His minions and rats in DC
Are lining up to jump ship-
A Titanic re-enactment wasn’t
In the ticket price of this trip...
