Your neighbors wouldn't call them, so why would you bother telling them? Just gut it, skin it, and start going through the phone book calling anyone with a Vietnamese or Thai last name and offer them some free range dog meat free...
I hear that it's really hard to get dog meat in your part of Lilemperor Cuomo's fiefdom..
Coyotes around here arent worth eating.
Not even the vultures will touch them.
Though our local leftover ursine fugitive from Corzine’s bear hunt ban might like a little nibble.