[John123]

after being knocked down by his own police vehicle while responding to a report of an aggressive turkey.

Sounds like he got the stuffing knocked out of him.

[GladesGuru]

“after being knocked down by his own police vehicle while responding to a report of an aggressive turkey.
Sounds like he got the stuffing knocked out of him.”

Perhaps the turkey kicked the sh*t out of him. If so, and the bureaucrat dies, then they will be able to bury him in a shoe box.