“I’m gonna go all Marcella on them but probably going to buy a BB/pellet gun and take some target practice at those bushy tailed daytime tree rats.”
“all Marcella on them” - if you do that, the freaking squirrels will be conquered one way or another. I simply will not let a freaking animal destroy my food. I’m not playing games in my small garden, I’m “dead” serious about growing food and if that means “dead” squirrels, so be it.
Squirrel and dumplings with a side of green peas.
Don’t get much better than that.