They should have had a wake for him like in the old days when people got drunk and since they were using vessels made with lead, passed out as if dead. Thus the tradition of holding a wake to see if the stiff would awaken. Getting stiffed, a term for getting stone cold drunk.
Friend of mine told that once him and another kid got so bleepfaced that they didn’t dare go home. So they sat back in a doorway down the street. The other kid must have rolled back out on the sidewalk. He woke up when he realized the cops were drawing a chalk outline around him.