Friend of mine told that once him and another kid got so bleepfaced that they didn’t dare go home. So they sat back in a doorway down the street. The other kid must have rolled back out on the sidewalk. He woke up when he realized the cops were drawing a chalk outline around him.
Guess that beats mine; waking up flat on my back with one leg still in the truck and kids playing in the front yard. Not to mention the wife had locked all the house doors, no snese of humor I reckon.