I went out in the back yard and dug a hole by the fence. I put a naked Barbie doll, a nerf ball and three dog turds in it. Wait until some archeologist digs that up in two thousand years. That’s right. They’re going to be thinking that about us. I’m making history.
Toilet seat ring with a LEGO figure seated on a chair displayed in center, a ring of flat rocks, sand flooring, gravel walkway, buried under charcoal sh and peat.
It’s about time you buried that naked Barbie doll.
When I was a child — about 6, or 7 — I used to write fanciful notes and stick them behind the floor and casing moldings of my grandmother’s house, hoping that someday somebody would find them when they tore the house down and imagine some ridiculous story about who lived there.
The house (more than 125 years old) was sold out of the family about 10 years ago. I’ll have to check to see if it is still standing the next time I visit her town.