Now that’s an interesting variation on the old,
“My car broke down - Can I call my brother-in-law?”
or the
“I really need to use your restroom...RIGHT NOW!”
tricks.
Those unfamiliar with the language might even have said
“We’re here to look at your c ks”
I’d have shot ‘em too.
A comedian pointed out that once a grungy looking guy knocked on his door and asked to use his bathroom.
“Uh...no”, he replied.
“But I’ve got explosive diarrhea!”, said the seemingly desperate man.
The comedian then noted that he wondered if the guy actually thought that having explosive diarrhea would somehow persuade the comedian to let him use his toilet.
“Oh, yeah. Come on it. Blow poop all over my bathroom.”