***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

To: pax_et_bonum

21 posted on 11/01/2013 6:07:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

LOL, good one (#10). Reminds me of this SNL classic: Schmitts Gay

22 posted on 11/01/2013 6:07:23 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)

To: Arrowhead1952

23 posted on 11/01/2013 6:07:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

24 posted on 11/01/2013 6:08:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

25 posted on 11/01/2013 6:08:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Wars on drugs & terrorists brought more drugs & terrorists; maybe we can have a war on money & jobs.)

That was just weird and I say that as a fan of Firefly.

26 posted on 11/01/2013 6:09:11 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)

27 posted on 11/01/2013 6:09:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

To: Big Giant Head; Marie Antoinette

Good graphics batman!

28 posted on 11/01/2013 6:11:19 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)

Melman? Is that you?

29 posted on 11/01/2013 6:12:25 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)

That’s nucking FUTSSS!!

30 posted on 11/01/2013 6:14:19 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.)

NOW WE KNOW THE REASON WHY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT WANT TO RELEASE THE NUMBERS!!

31 posted on 11/01/2013 6:15:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)

32 posted on 11/01/2013 6:26:14 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...starting to sound pretty good actually)

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

“We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it”.

A physician called into a radio show and said: “That’s the definition of a stool sample”.

That pretty well sums it up.

33 posted on 11/01/2013 6:29:35 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up whom they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
— Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
— Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
— Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7 (Love her)

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
— Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
— Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

— Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
— Ricky, age 10

34 posted on 11/01/2013 6:31:30 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)

0’s view...”We got off to a slow start but from Day one to Day three, we increased our enrollment by 400%.

35 posted on 11/01/2013 6:39:17 AM PDT by RetSignman (As Goes America, So Goes the World. A Communist America, A Communist World.)

Grumpy Cat was reincarnated once.

It was awful.

36 posted on 11/01/2013 6:44:42 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!

37 posted on 11/01/2013 6:46:14 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)

38 posted on 11/01/2013 6:49:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

39 posted on 11/01/2013 6:56:34 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

To: Jack of all Trades

40 posted on 11/01/2013 6:57:18 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

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