Last Night we had a Hideous Adventure; One of the Many Skunks that Live Nearby Firebombed the House, and that Chemical Attack was a Doosey, Lol.
I See them Often at Night, Walking Along the Left Side House, but they Hardly Ever Spray at that Time.
But Last Night One of them Cut Loose, and, Oh, what a Smell!
A Cute Raccoon had Passed by just a Few Minutes before that; maybe the Skunkie Sprayed at him, Lol.