Strange light over Grovers Mill,New Jersey

10/31/2013

[mdittmar]

Reported that at 8:50 P M. a huge,flaming object, believed to be a meteorite,fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey, twenty-two miles from Trenton.

[ViLaLuz]

Explosions reported from Uranus...

[Hardraade]

I’m getting only “gaak! Gaak gaak gaak!!!”

Oh, wait! “We come in peace”?

[mdittmar]

Hundreds of cars are parked in a field, the police are trying to rope off the roadway

[Farmer Dean]

“Christie farted.”
If the gas finds a source of ignition,half the state will be incinerated.

[dfwgator]

I’ve got my Slim Whitman records just in case.

[dfwgator]

Let’s direct them to Washington DC, so they can blow up Congress.

[bunkerhill7]

Obamacare crashed in NJ

[bubbacluck]

Or to serve humans?

[Jet Jaguar]

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/2663

Scanner traffic from NJ is out of this world.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Along the same lines,

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88kwar.phtml

[erod]

Isn't this how Night of the Living Dead started? Oh wait that was a satellite never mind my bad.

[Sawdring]

Any chance it shaved some fat off of governor Christie?

[BenLurkin]

"We know that they are extremely advanced technologically, which suggest -- rightfully so -- that they are peaceful."

[BenLurkin]

Look, I’ve got to jump into the shower. Keep me posted, will you?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Something I already knew from other sources, this time Cracked gets it right about the “panic” the broadcast caused;

http://www.cracked.com/article_18487_6-ridiculous-history-myths-you-probably-think-are-true_p2.html

[dfwgator]

"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

[SaraJohnson]

Christie farted

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Can you imagine!!!!!

[Grammy]

"My late Dad was 14 at the time (1939), and said his father loaded the shotgun and sat in his rocker next to the radio. I still have the chair and firearm."

My mom was also a teen that day. She said they didn't happen to be listening at the time, but a neighbor came running over, terrified! She never did forget how frightened that man was.

[smoothsailing]

The President: Hey, Joey! [ Aide returns ] Better get my advisors in heah!

Aide: Alright. Sorry, all your advisors are bowling.

The President: Bowling?!

Aide: Yeah. Dey got dat big toinement today.

The President: Oh, yeah, the big toinement!

(Hey, dat sure beats da Welles voison) :o)

[Farnsworth]

Chris Christie’s ego returning to Earth