Can't he switch to Democrat or be deported back to the USSR?
Cheney had a much better argument that he’s not a fishing/hunting buddy, is that he didn’t shoot him/hook him. Oh wait, he stabbed him in the back, does that count?
The incumbent is wrong. The incumbent is always wrong.
On the other hand, there is no controversy about Cheney’s hunting buddies. They can be picked out of a crowd by their scars.
(rim shot)
I agree with Cheney and the author is an asshat.